Sunday, April 28, 2013

It's a....

I am super excited that it's a baby boy! So many amazing reasons.
No ballet lessons.
No need for bows, scrunchies, hair ties or any type of hair accessory!
Don't have to figure out when to pierce ears.
No awkward bra shopping at age 8.
Don't have to worry about having a female teenager (especially those clothes.)
He can't get pregnant. (Only one penis to worry about.)
Won't have to pay for a wedding.
I'll have to learn to love Bond movies. Hopefully not Westerns though.
I'll need to increase the medical savings. Hope he's not like Uncle Bill. Stitches and more stitches.
Skee Ball partner!
Future Professional Baseball Player.

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